Went to college to meet some friends and get some work done, then drove to Izwan's house for his Raya open house. Considering that I arrived at 5pm; long after the doors opened, the food was all but licked off the platters....

So I comforted myself with a cup of orange syrup.

Me, Izwan, and some other friends; Rong Xuan, Michelle(both ex-Cahayians like Izwan and me) as and Cherlyn. We hung around Izwan's room playin cards and staring at Izwan's computer. (okay, thats just me. 2 LCD 22" moniters! #%$#%^#) rich bastard....

Anyway, after a while Michelle headed home, and the rest of us decided to go to the local mamak joint for a snack. On the way there....

From the far end: Rong Xuan, Me and Izwan.

Yes. We are idiots. I do especially stupid things when I'm around people like Izwan. Btw, no innocents were hurt in the shooting of this photo; us included.

After we reached the mamak store, a guy comes up to us and asks fo RM1. Reluctantly Rong Xuan hands him one. Afew minutes later, another guy walks up and starts harrassing the first guy (not beating him up FYI, just scolding him and chasing him around the store.) Turns out the guy who asked for money banks in about RM300-500 a day by begging. The 2nd man explained to us his obvious contempt, and continues to follow the beggar around before going back to his friends. Weird

Anyway, Rong Xuan went about telling us some story about a mamak guy getting some shit stuck on his ring after doing his 'big business' then making roti canai. Very unappetizing. Then Izwan has a weird question....

Izwan: Malays get green packets right? duit raya?
Others: Yea...
Izwan: Chinese get red packets right?
Others: Yea....
Izwan: The indians get what?
Others: Uh... ummm.. dunno
Izwan: Never seen before ah...
Rong Xuan: Don't know la
*Izwan puts up hand and calls mamak guy over*
Izwan: eh boss, malay get green packet right?
Mamak guy: yeah
Izwan: Chinese get red packet right?
Mamak guy: yeah...
Izwan: Then what do you get?
Mamak guy: Me?
Izwan: No, indians..
Mamak guy: Oh, ummm....
Izwan: Deepavali?
Mamak guy: Dunno la...Got alot of colors la!
Izwan: Okay.... Thanks !
.............
Me: Why the hell did you do that?
Izwan: For fun.
Me: o.O"

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A friend showed me this video. It in Japanese, but its got subtitles. Hilarious!!!